happy, happy, joy, joy!

It's not official yet but looks like-- I'm in! It feels kinda weird cuz I thought I had to jump through more hoops. One more chat with another big cheese and it looks like in January I'll be studying my ass off. I'm happy and looking forward to transplant my ass in Wayne.

could use some TLC

Haven't seen some friendly faces lately. Looks like all the nice people are anywhere but here.

draggin' my feet

When I close my eyes to sleep, I hope that I won't wake up. Even if I do get a job, what satisfaction will that bring? I'll probably be always worried about how it's gonna end and whether I'll suffer before I take my last breath. I really don't know what's the point of chugging wearily.

I am bloated, hear me roar!

The uterus is a muscle; hence, it contracts. And when it does, it's just another blinding dysmenorrhea. And I exacerbate it by being still and feeding the inappropriate craving for chocolate. The story of my life -- I am my worst enemy.

kill me, not the turkey

If only it came true, then I wouldn't have to brace myself for another fuckin' holiday. Heads up: Return of Gonzo and Ma's obsession for a fuckin' family portrait!

different shades of the same

Harley: Every time I'm supposed to come see him I trick myself into thinking that it's gonna be different this time. But it never is. It's always just different shades of the same.


Natasha: Good, because... I like you, too. A lot of people walk in and out of my life, Dawson, and... you might not believe what I'm about to say, because I'm an actor and I lie for a living, but... you're one of the only people I ever really wanted to stick around.

Dawson: I don't know what to believe... but I love my life. I... wake up most mornings pinching myself that I get to take even a small part in all of this. But... I can't help but feel like it's all an illusion. You know? I mean, it's like it's all just one moment away from disappearing forever.

Natasha: That's because it is. For all I know, this could be my last job. So I'm going to enjoy the experience while it lasts, hug everybody now, because they might not be here tomorrow, and take the experience with me. And if meeting you is all I get out of this one, well, it might just be enough for me.

hearts, never knew ya

Ok, I don't even understand the game but I won anyway. When I'm extremely bored, I'll try to learn the rules and the strategies.

i win -- again!

Well, adieu Spider Solitaire. It's been frustrating trying to figure ya out. Now, I can move on. Next: Hearts.

a spider solitaire moment

I finally won a difficult-level game! Next challenge: medium or two suits!

doing the happy dance

Thanks to AOL's persistent efforts to help the average e-mailer, I was able to track down the bastard. He got her knocked up and was sucked into marrying her too. She writes all this crap about how things happen for a reason and I'm just laughing my ass off at the lies she feeds herself to maintain her sanity. Hey bitch, things do happen for a reason but you made 'em happen! I was grinning ear to ear upon seeing how fat and ugly she got too; she looks like an island ape. Sorry honey, but from what I recall, the boy just wanted to have fun and you've rained on his parade; marriage and kids were the last things on his mind. I give 5 years tops.

And you Jensen, now you have two mouths to feed when you were barely hanging there with one. It's not the marriage that's gonna ruin ya; paying child support is what's gonna kill ya unless you get sole custody of Siarrah. And if you have, since you're married now, why can't you get your fat cow to dress your darling daughter better? The girl's wearing the same clothes I've seen years ago.

the saving grace

Once in a while, and unexpectedly -- He makes me want to become better than what I am; and not because he's perfect. But he becomes the saving grace. Thank you, Jae.

it's all about T-Mobile

The bill may be due the 13th but they want your money NOW! That's right; you miss one month and some meanie behind the voice from collection customer service demands payment at that instant. Their new slogan should be: "T-Mobile, we always collect!"

agreeing to marry

There is no Shangri-La, you know? Every relationship is messed up. What makes it perfect is if you still want to be there when things really suck.