hearts, never knew ya

Ok, I don't even understand the game but I won anyway. When I'm extremely bored, I'll try to learn the rules and the strategies.

i win -- again!

Well, adieu Spider Solitaire. It's been frustrating trying to figure ya out. Now, I can move on. Next: Hearts.

a spider solitaire moment

I finally won a difficult-level game! Next challenge: medium or two suits!

doing the happy dance

Thanks to AOL's persistent efforts to help the average e-mailer, I was able to track down the bastard. He got her knocked up and was sucked into marrying her too. She writes all this crap about how things happen for a reason and I'm just laughing my ass off at the lies she feeds herself to maintain her sanity. Hey bitch, things do happen for a reason but you made 'em happen! I was grinning ear to ear upon seeing how fat and ugly she got too; she looks like an island ape. Sorry honey, but from what I recall, the boy just wanted to have fun and you've rained on his parade; marriage and kids were the last things on his mind. I give 5 years tops.

And you Jensen, now you have two mouths to feed when you were barely hanging there with one. It's not the marriage that's gonna ruin ya; paying child support is what's gonna kill ya unless you get sole custody of Siarrah. And if you have, since you're married now, why can't you get your fat cow to dress your darling daughter better? The girl's wearing the same clothes I've seen years ago.

the saving grace

Once in a while, and unexpectedly -- He makes me want to become better than what I am; and not because he's perfect. But he becomes the saving grace. Thank you, Jae.

it's all about T-Mobile

The bill may be due the 13th but they want your money NOW! That's right; you miss one month and some meanie behind the voice from collection customer service demands payment at that instant. Their new slogan should be: "T-Mobile, we always collect!"

agreeing to marry

There is no Shangri-La, you know? Every relationship is messed up. What makes it perfect is if you still want to be there when things really suck.