Boy, bag it up!

Ladies, sperm is bad, bad, and bad! Next time the idiot goes "Come on, it's my birthday!", you say: "My mama told me that any man willing to fuel cervical cancer is an asshole." Lay it on thick. Guilt trips rule! We now finally got a way to turn the finger around! If he calls you ignorant, tell him to take a hike for your own good cuz he doesn't care that you can get pregnant or cancer or worse, both!